The view from the window after Saturday's breakfast is altogether changed.The tradesmen's families have all come back again.The serious stationer's young woman of all work is shaking a duster out of the window of the combination breakfast-room;a child is playing with a doll,where Mr.Thurtell's hair was brushed;a sanitary scrubbing is in progress on the spot where Mr.Palmer's braces were put on.No signs of the Races are in the streets,but the tramps and the tumble-down-carts and trucks laden with drinking-forms and tables and remnants of booths,that are ****** their way out of the town as fast as they can.The Angel,which has been cleared for action all the week,already begins restoring every neat and comfortable article of furniture to its own neat and comfortable place.The Angel's daughters (pleasanter angels Mr.Idle and Mr.
Goodchild never saw,nor more quietly expert in their business,nor more superior to the common vice of being above it),have a little time to rest,and to air their cheerful faces among the flowers in the yard.It is market-day.The market looks unusually natural,comfortable,and wholesome;the market-people too.The town seems quite restored,when,hark!a metallic bray -The Gong-donkey!
The wretched animal has not cleared off with the rest,but is here,under the window.How much more inconceivably drunk now,how much more begrimed of paw,how much more tight of calico hide,how much more stained and daubed and dirty and dunghilly,from his horrible broom to his tender toes,who shall say!He cannot even shake the bray out of himself now,without laying his cheek so near to the mud of the street,that he pitches over after delivering it.Now,prone in the mud,and now backing himself up against shop-windows,the owners of which come out in terror to remove him;now,in the drinking-shop,and now in the tobacconist's,where he goes to buy tobacco,and makes his way into the parlour,and where he gets a cigar,which in half-a-minute he forgets to smoke;now dancing,now dozing,now cursing,and now complimenting My Lord,the Colonel,the Noble Captain,and Your Honourable Worship,the Gong-donkey kicks up his heels,occasionally braying,until suddenly,he beholds the dearest friend he has in the world coming down the street.
The dearest friend the Gong-donkey has in the world,is a sort of Jackall,in a dull,mangy,black hide,of such small pieces that it looks as if it were made of blacking bottles turned inside out and cobbled together.The dearest friend in the world (inconceivably drunk too)advances at the Gong-donkey,with a hand on each thigh,in a series of humorous springs and stops,wagging his head as he comes.The Gong-donkey regarding him with attention and with the warmest affection,suddenly perceives that he is the greatest enemy he has in the world,and hits him hard in the countenance.The astonished Jackall closes with the Donkey,and they roll over and over in the mud,pummelling one another.A Police Inspector,supernaturally endowed with patience,who has long been looking on from the Guildhall-steps,says,to a myrmidon,'Lock 'em up!Bring 'em in!'
Appropriate finish to the Grand Race-Week.The Gong-donkey,captive and last trace of it,conveyed into limbo,where they cannot do better than keep him until next Race-Week.The Jackall is wanted too,and is much looked for,over the way and up and down.But,having had the good fortune to be undermost at the time of the capture,he has vanished into air.
On Saturday afternoon,Mr.Goodchild walks out and looks at the Course.It is quite deserted;heaps of broken crockery and bottles are raised to its memory;and correct cards and other fragments of paper are blowing about it,as the regulation little paper-books,carried by the French soldiers in their breasts,were seen,soon after the battle was fought,blowing idly about the plains of Waterloo.
Where will these present idle leaves be blown by the idle winds,and where will the last of them be one day lost and forgotten?An idle question,and an idle thought;and with it Mr.Idle fitly makes his bow,and Mr.Goodchild his,and thus ends the Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices.
