Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor①of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room， but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat②his request. After a half-hour the astonished③servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water.“Nothing，” the Englishman answered imperturbably④， “It’s simply that my room is on fire.”
① corridorn. 走廊，回廊，通道
② repeatv. 重复，重做，重说
③ astonishedadj. 惊讶的，惊愕的
④ imperturbablyadv. 沉着地，冷静地
英国人
一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。半小时之后，这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：“没什么，只不过是我的房间里起火了。”
